@TLF- C'mon, man, you can do better'n that! There are a hundred good bare/bear puns & double-entendres possible here! Get busy! "Looks like he's really BEARING down on that!" "Bare feet on a bear-back ride..." "She looks BEARY bored and BEARLY awake!" Anybody else?

I'm threadbear on this one ... ;)

An unbearably good stuffing? : )

He picked her up at the bar with the oldest line in the book... "Hey, Baby... what's ursine?" [Groan!]

I'd loved to get bear-ried underneath her!

Bear in mind he has a foot fetish.:-P

If that was a Black Bear, she would not look so bored. Cause once you go Black Bear, you never go back there. I'll be here all week!

If he's not wearing protection she may have to.....BEAR..his children.

Oso delightful.

Ted