Twenty. Maybe 30 with the pooch. #dognfeet #dognclaws #sixpaws

I was referring to her feet. Man those are loooong!!

Yeah, I got that... she's got 20 fingers on display there and no toes. She's going on my "long toes" list for the dudes who like that. I do not.

I'm not a fan, because they usually get distorted trying to fit into small, uncomfortable, weird things that gay men invent

I'll remind you that Steve Madden isn't gay, and is happily married. Jimmy Choo also (married to Rebecca Choo), and his former partner in the shoe biz, Tamara Mellon, is a straight and HOT woman (now with her own company, still designing for women). http://www.wikifeet.com/Tamara_Mellon [Christian Louboutin, however, is gay as a picnic basket.]

This conversation has clearly steered in a direction I like

Whoopie Do Angus, 2 out of 289 Schthoo designers who aren't pillow biters. I bet Reesie has all their personal phone numbers too gamoto!