@tbager - Thanks. I was trying very hard to come up with a good hymen joke a few hours ago, but even with some penetrating thought, couldn't do it.

Though, with a bloody good effort, you shoved in your two cents worth....

Your sentiment is forceful and deep!

I've heard it hurts so good.

I bet she has a brother named Buster.

Commrnts are funny so Not to burst your bubble, but you would need to try a little harder to enter the comedic world.

Her brother fronts a grunge band called Breaker Hyman and the Penetrators

Formerly known as Johnny Phlegm and the Asthmatics

Are they on Virgin records?