That is a good quality in a woman!

Lol!

NBD, Kareem is just reeeeeally close to the camera.

I didn't even tag this one #airborne or #levitate. But I'm sure in this case, @TJG won't object even to #floater

Be careful, those girls who enjoy sax can be treble, alto ya, after tenor so of 'em...

At least they're horny.

Top brass have been noticing your puns and their anger has been rather percussive. If you're not careful, they'll hang you up by your strings and then you'll be making chamber music...

I've not heard them trumpeting any complaints as yet, and no one is fluting any rules with puns, so go piccolo on someone your own size. It's fairly harpless; we view it as just a cymbal of our wit & intellect, and apologize if it causes any dissonance or dischord here.

What a dissonant composition. I'm not harping on you, nor am I blowing my horn. I'm merely pointing out that you should conduct yourself a bit better. But, who am I...but just another voice in the choir.

Eh... Wouldn't be the first time people've wanted to string me up. As for the bad puns, sometimes a sharp wit can be flat.

But can we just sustain the status quo? I mean, give the puns a rest. They're making me want to jump off a clef.

Just gotta pay attention. Much like walking on a icy sidewalk, if you don't C-sharp, you'll B-flat.

Well, I'm going to need an adult because I'm A-Minor. *mic drop*

Wait you're just A-minor, but already a staff writer?

My OP finally gets approved and you guys have already gone way off the scale. I got nothing left!

You all just chime in like you've got some verse-sitility.

Maybe I just don't have what it re-choirs.

If the train is too fast for you, @ILF, I'll ask the conductor to slow the tempo. Just waltz on over.

These pun battles get brutal around here. Sometimes there's even violins, and people flee back to their bass for protection, so as not to get snared. I've tried to caution you, but maybe I wasn't clarinet for you to understand.

That's because you were being a bassoon, BiB. I bet you're the kind of guy that'd eat a tuba cookie dough and not share. That's second chair behaviour, right there.

They don't get rejected, so the Guild clearly gives it their tacet approval.

Contrary 2 Bart Simpson's advice.. let's have more cow-bell ;)

[Someone needs to mute @TRLB with those kinda comments.]

This thread blows.

It's giving me wood--wind.

We've really pulled out all the stops on this one.

This thread blows, not accordion to the length of it.

But we keep drumming up new ones, filling in when needed. It's a tough job to beat, I'm just fearing the impending crash and hoping to make a splash before then.

Dont stop now! its music to my ears when u all do this in harmony. I just cant baritone of dischord like weve had in recent months

Good call, @facejam... ONCE MORE, FROM THE TOP!!! :||

Thanks TJ!😎🎵🎶🎷

Well, I think I need to Orchestrate something at the OK Chorale, followed by a stiff drink at the Bar, and then all you guys can Beat it, or just rub your Cymbals in the meantime.

I'll just stroke my trombone

@tbager- How old is it? Is it a rusty trombone?

you copy me!

It's fairly old, always has spit running out of it...

LOL. @Toothpick... I went *immediately* from here to that wall, and commented there. I thought of it immediately, because it was a very frequent sight-gag on The LLS with Craig Ferguson. The CBS censors wouldn't let him *say* that unless he was actually talking about one, so he kept an old corroded trombone under his desk, just to mess with the censors!

@BIB LOL Same here,right after I posted mine I then saw @tbag's "t-bone" comment.

Yummmm.

Yumm indeed.